And now I want to take your mutha f#$&@ money. No need to worry: I don't carry guns or have shooters on the payroll but I will give you something in return.
I have a few books that I took the time to write and would love to trick you into buying them. Again no worries, I didn't go to prison for fraud just a couple of drive bys, a kidnapping or two, intimidation, and some other stuff so I don't plan on swindling you, I might put you in the trunk if you come asking for a refund.
I know what the say about convicts but I do know how to read and write. I have been reading since I was 4. While in prison I got a couple of degrees so the books will be legible.
Buy your copies today! Notice I said copies (plural), not copy (singular).
Oh! Wait I forgot to tell you more about myself and the book in an attempt to persuade you to pull out that credit card.
All that you need to know is that I am a straight up thug who is selling information on the internet via books instead of crack in the streets.
All of my books are either about personal, development, winning at the game of Life, or making a positive change.
I think constant improvement is necessary and so simple even a convict can do it. Look at me I am hobnobbing with you instead of thugs, crooks, prostitutes and killers.
Check out my books now and help keep me out of the streets and prison.
P.s. at least one dollar of every purchase goes toward my no more prison fund, a fund I set up to keep my ass out of jail!